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I'm not sure if this will show up correctly, since the journal where I found the link had one posted that was clearly glitched. Still, it was an interesting idea, so I thought I'd fill it out.
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[May. 29th, 2008|09:18 pm] |
Your Score: Public SexYou scored 35% Sexuality, 42% Kinkiness, 65% Romance, and 38% Toys!You and your partner understand each other. Perhaps that is because you are both insanely kinky, and have no regard for standard moral values.
Why not put this fact to use, by having sex in a public place! Be certain to find a location that is only semi-discreet. You want people to see, but you don't want people to KNOW you want them to see! (Otherwise they will call the police... but you would probably like that, you kinky bastard!) |
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[Mar. 17th, 2008|07:01 am] |
| Your Sex Sign is... |
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You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups.
You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried.
You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.
Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being.
Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.
You are very adventurous and curious about everything.
Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac.
You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.
Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian.
You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime.
You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.
You reached sexual maturity at an early age.
You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience.
Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed.
You love to be taught new sexual tricks.
You love to experiment seuxally.
You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric. |
'What is your Sex Sign?'
at QuizUniverse.com
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Lifted from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) saminky |
[Feb. 7th, 2008|01:59 am] |
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[Jul. 4th, 2007|06:59 am] |
Cancer Man
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Heterosexual
Of any man, he is the premier softie, loving to kiss, hug, spoon, and moon. He needs that showering of cuddly mother love as much as getting his rocks off. On that score, nothing imparts more of a pure erotic thrill than letting an energetic top woman have her way with him, boobs bouncing, as she barks imperatives and instructions. In fact, very little in Cancers man's vision of worthwile sex doesn't include breasts in one way or another. He is the zodiac's preeminent tittie fucker, and most of his sexual fantasies involve big bosomed babes in the preverbial pole position. He is anything but squeamish when faced with a partner's outpourings, a proclivity that may easily extend to the peepee department. As well, he's way up for anal sex; though if his mate flashes red flag, he is fine with forgoing it. Of course, he loves being blown- what man doesn't? – bit for him the act imparts a particulary soothing and secure, pacifying sensation. He can be fairly kinky in is makeup; especially where his love for a dominant women drives him to the extreme. For the most part, however, the Crab rarely acts on his more intricate fantasies. He seems designed to propogate, parent, provide and protect. Cancer will typically immerse himself in that household reality, focusing on his primal needs to be the pristine husband, the unadulterated consort, regulary coddling, cooing, and conceiving with his woman. Just as he is almost pathologically intrigued by those de rigueur female bodily functions- if any man would think nothing of having sex with his woman when, for instance, she's not quite finished with her period, it's the Cancer man. Likewise, he is all over his mate when she's pregnant. The Crab has a the distinct sexual habit of sneaking in when his woman least expects it. One would be hard pressed to find a longtime partner of the Cancer man who hasn't actually awoken to his slowly shagging her, the actual experience being subtly woven into her dreamscape.
Straight turn-ons: Aggressive women, Nordic, Germanic types, tall women, big breasts, implants, kissing, licking, sucking, (active) oral, (passive/active) discipline, titty-fucking, waitresses/flight attendants, (active) anal sex, submission fantasies, strippers, porn stars, pregnancy, lactation, school girls, shaved, waxed genitals, (passive) bondage, leather, biker chicks, (passive) golden showers, cuddling, spooning, home porn, hotel rooms, crops, whips, nymphomaniacs, dominatrixes
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on Sex |
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You scored higher than 22% on Starsign |
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| This has gone up... |
[May. 3rd, 2006|05:59 pm] |
When I first took this test, I was 82%. Now I'm 88%. OKCupid rocks! |
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[Apr. 27th, 2006|12:56 pm] |
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I was out at a party last night and at one point there were no fewer than nine women I'd slept with over the last few years in the same room. Talk about an eye-opener! |
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| The Guilty Game |
[Apr. 6th, 2006|03:13 pm] |
(lifted from dyslexicfoetus)
This is The Guilty Game. Repost this in your Live Journal, or just leave a comment with some of your answers. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. No pleading the 5th.
Dated outside your race? Guilty.
Given a hickey? Guilty.
Had a one night stand? Guilty.
Hooked up on the first date? Guilty.
Singing in the shower? Guilty.
Gotten a hickey? Guilty.
Spit in someone's drink? Innocent.
Played with Barbies? Statute of Limitations has expired.
Made someone cry? Guilty.
Opened your Christmas presents early? Guilty.
Lied to a friend? Guilty.
Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? Innocent.
Played a Computer game for more than 5 hours? Guilty.
Ran through the sprinklers naked? Innocent.
Ate food that fell on the floor? Guilty.
Went outside naked? Guilty.
Got caught cheating? Innocent.
Got caught having sex? Guilty.
Flashed somebody? Innocent.
Mooned somebody? Guilty.
Been on stage? Guilty.
Been on stage naked or close to it? Innocent.
Been in a parade? Innocent.
Been in a school play? Guilty.
Drank beer? Guilty.
Gotten detention? Guilty.
Been on a plane? Guilty.
Been on a cruise? Innocent.
Broken into a house? Guilty.
Gotten a tattoo? Innocent.
Gotten piercings? Innocent.
Gotten into a fist fight? Guilty.
Gotten into a shouting match? Guilty.
Swallowed sea/pool water? Guilty.
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose? Guilty.
Laughed so hard it hurt? Guilty.
Tripped on your own feet? Guilty.
Had sex with more than one person in a day? Guilty.
Had sex outside? Guilty.
Cried yourself to sleep? Guilty.
Cried in public? Innocent.
Cried so hard you stopped breathing? Innocent.
Thrown up in public? Innocent.
Lied to your parents? Guilty.
Skipped class? Guilty. |
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| I guess I can live with this |
[Mar. 27th, 2006|04:39 pm] |
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Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMm)
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.
Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer
| You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably have lots of kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Wild Rose
CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Intern |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. |
The first time I took this test, I was labelled the "Backrubber." Supposedly, they've updated the way they score the test, because my answers haven't changed. |
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